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everets:

hey guys, I’ve been working on my politically incorrect white male comedian routine. let me know what you think.

Everyone knows the blacks love artificial grape flavor. You know, as a kid, that one black friend of yours only ever had the grape Kool-Aid. [smirk, hold for laughter(?)] But have you ever seen a black person eating grapes? What’s going on there? Black people love artificial grape flavor, but they’re not too fond of grapes, and you know they love watermelon, but I’ve never heard of a nigga choosing the watermelon Jolly Rancher over the grape one. It’s crazy! And us crackers are just the opposite. No white kid’s lunch bag has ever been missing a plastic bag full of grapes, and watermelon Jolly Ranchers are my favorite. If they’re not your favorite then I guess you’re not white. Blacks are so different from us whiteys. [spot black man and point at him] Jamal over here gets it. When did you get here? [black man probably says a time later than the start of my routine] You were late? [sarcastic] Wowwww. Hahaha! Thanks everybody, go kill yourselves.